The Divorce Declutter
Their stuff. Our stuff. Your stuff. The phone. The kids. Six parts, in any order.
Every decluttering course was written for someone whose life stayed the same shape. This one wasn't. You're not tidying a home. You're taking apart a shared life, object by object, while grieving it, while parenting through it, while doing the paperwork for it. So this works differently: box it for six months, bandwidth first, and any decluttering is progress.
Instant download after payment. Secure checkout by Stripe; appears on your statement as DIVORCEEA. Digital product, no refunds. Round 1 of the guided emails starts 1 November 2026.
Who it's for
- There's a box of their things in the garage and it's been there four months
- You can't open the hall cupboard because the wedding album is in it
- Your phone keeps showing you "memories" and the smart speaker still knows their voice
- Your kids live in two homes and every changeover is a bag of stuff and a fight
What's inside
- Head. Why this is harder, the four piles (you need a paperwork pile), the stuff you keep paying for
- Theirs. The return in one afternoon, the gifts, the in-laws, when it isn't safe
- Ours. The wedding box, the ring, the bed, the kitchen doubles
- The phone. Accounts, the photo library, social media, the smart home
- The kids. Two homes not a bag, their things from the other house, the box that's really yours
- Keep. The six-month box ritual, your layer, the house that's yours now
Plus How to: 40 step-by-step walkthroughs at the back, from muting their family on Instagram to removing their voice from the Alexa and their phone from the car. Plus the guided round: six weeks of Monday emails, one small thing a week, and a human who reads your replies. Buy any time, get the PDF straight away, and join the next round: 1 November, 9 November, 16 November or 30 November 2026.
How it works
- Buy it. The PDF lands straight away.
- Read the first six pages. Do nothing else until Monday.
- One part a week, or any order you like. It's not linear. Any decluttering is progress.
- In six months, open the box.
Look inside
Real pages. Every worksheet is fillable on your phone or laptop, or print it.
